Blasphemia (2018) - Eliran Kantor
BRUH
For those curious, the instrument is called a hurdy gurdy and did in fact exist in medieval Europe.
Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids
Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.
Far away cow moos
My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.
My best friends singing voice
Chickens: *chicken noise*
Me, sobbing:
The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble
I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!
The sound of walking in sand.
Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10
Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet
Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.
Bees
Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.
“sunlight” by Hozier
I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.
Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound
Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice
Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that
I always just feel so nice reading this, i take so much stuff for granted
Tony Hawk is a real one lol
hmmm
US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes:
- girl scouts selling cookies
- garbage disposals
- regular school assemblies
- PSAs
- coupons
can’t believe i forgot
- cheerleaders
- serious school sports teams
- spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)
I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists
all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs
is this bird dubstep
I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry.
not sorry
A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.
[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]
So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?